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Bee's Knees

 Bee's Knees  by  Xaison Mallory Well isn't that just the bee's knees    the adder's aunt    the cat's sneeze? Isn't that just the elephant's fart    the dog's logs    the flies eyes? Couldn't it be the horse's corset   the goose's honk   or the iguana's gaze? Shouldn't it be the kangaroo's punch    the jackal's laugh    or the llama's spit? How about the nightingale's tweet    the manatee's moo   and the ocelot's mew? Who hasn't seen the queztal's coat   a panda's parade   or a rattlesnake gloat? Say that I'm shedding tortoise tears   for the serpent's salvation   and the urial's unction. Where will I find a whale's whipple    a vole's stoal    or xiphorsura's corpsules?  Put it all down to a yeti's yawn The zebra's zipped and is now long gone!    

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